B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
“My dad was a cop in the housing projects in Brooklyn. Once there was a report of trespassing and him and his partner had to clear every floor of this building. They get to the roof, and find a man, shoving a full, unpeeled banana up his ass.
My dad loved telling me this story, and it never fails to make me giggle. We never did find out why he was doing it though.”