What a Knight
Freevoulous shared this old family story..
“My uncle is a beat cop. He once had to intervene in a brawl between drunk chavs… and a knight. Apparently, two drunk louts decided to harass a street performer dressed in a genuine-looking plate armour. It quickly evolved into a hilarious fight where the chavs would wail at the impervious knight and injure themselves by punching edges of steel plate. Before they were separated, one of the chavs was badly messed up by being headbutted by a guy in a steel helmet.
Wisely, my uncle and his partner decided to let the knight go, since the guy would normally face charges for using a weapon (of sorts) during a brawl.”
