Boldly Stoned
Redditor BoredOldGuy shares this gem from when he was a mechanic:
“I worked on a ford Explorer that reeked of weed. Looked in the center console and found a couple of glass pipes and an empty baggie. Fixed the issue it came in for and the kid that owned it came to pick it up. First thing he does is check the center console. He gets out and says I stole all his weed. My boss comes down and asks if I took it. Nope. The Kid calls the cops to report the theft of his weed.
A couple officers actually show up and start investigating. Kid shows them his center console where the weed was and since I was the only one to work on it I must have taken it. I told them the same I told my boss. They did a cursory search, went back to the kid and cited him for possession of paraphernalia.”
