Monique Sveinsson narrowly escapes an attack from a hungry flock of seagulls (I Ran), and she certainly did.
Watch below to see the chip fuelled attack unfold.
The Heist
Monique had been relaxing at Brighton beach with some alcoholic beverages when hunger struck, prompting an emergency chip purchase. Her mission was successful but not undetected by the watchful glare of the sky-rats who descended from the heavens in a “Hitchcock movie-style” attack [screams intensify].
What Chips Can Do For You
British Culture is defined by chips, it is a coveted national treasure, beloved and besotted by all. Served with every manner of meal regardless of how inappropriate it may look as an accompaniment. So we send our love and prayers to Monique and her fallen potato comrades who deserved to be eaten and not dropped to the ground in such a manic affair.
If this post made you angry with seagulls escaping any consequences for their food crimes or perhaps you are just hangry? Read on here about the mega 8000 calorie kebab which requires eaters to sign a waiver before they can chow down.
