It all hit the fan when a man was arrested after attacking police officers with a full colostomy bag outside a restaurant in Tennessee.
Last Saturday, a 39-year-old male was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and assaulting two police officers after reportedly using a full colostomy bag as a ‘weapon’ at the Nashville ‘Kid Rock’ bar.
Tennessee Police Department were called to the restaurant after reports of the man being drunk and disorderly because he refused to obey security guards and move away from the emergency exit door at Kid Rock’s Big Honky Tonk & Steakhouse.
The raucous unexpectedly escalated when he allegedly struck two police officers with faeces.
After refusing to obey police, the man removed the full colostomy bag from inside his pants and and started whipping it around.
Two police officers were hit square in the face and the man was immediately arrested. The drunk suspect was charged with the ‘assault on the two Metro police officers, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication.’
male took off his colostomy bag and started swinging it at others, some units have feces on them; this is third time i’ve heard this colostomy bag guy past two nights…— Nashville Scanner (@ScanNashville) May 1, 2021
The ‘Nashville Scanner’ Twitter account, which documents the police scanner for Nashville Police, live-tweeted the event. It quickly went viral over social media.
The account claimed that this was not the first time ‘colostomy-bag-swinging’ man has been dealt by police. Clearly, he went too far hitting both police officers and patrons with his excrement on this occasion.
Perhaps drunkenly swinging around a colostomy bag in the direction of police isn’t a great tactic for not getting arrested.
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