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Steven Seagal Reps For A Cryptocurrency Company Now

Because of course he does.

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Yes, you heard it right. Hollywood tough guy Steven Seagall has been recruited as a brand ambassador. For a cryptocurrency company. Don’t worry, I forgot who he was too.

After disappearing into the mists of direct-to-video, the messiah Steven Seagal has returned to spread the good word of B2G.

There has been a lot of excitement regarding cryptocurrency, but perhaps that excitement was misplaced. After all, the market has just about halved in value over the last couple of months.

However, it ain’t exactly going anywhere. The general sentiment seems to skew towards not knowing what the hell is going to happen. Though it sure sounds like a reliable way to make millions to me! Or a sure-fire way to bankruptcy but eh, that’s splitting hairs.

So Bitcoiin2Gen (aka B2G) realized they need to play the marketing game a little bit.

Enter Steven Seagal.

Oh boy, if investors didn’t feel secure before they certainly will now B2G got Steven freakin’ Seagal on board! Yeah, the dude who was in Under Seige. Was pretty big in the 90s as a ninja guy.

Bitcoiin2Gen. Endorsed by Steven Seagal. I gotta tell you, lads, this sounds legit. In addition, the company had this to say:

“As a Buddhist, Zen teacher, and healer, Steven lives by the principles that the development of the physical self is essential to protect the spiritual man. He believes that what he does in his life is about leading people into contemplation to wake them up and enlighten them in some manner. These are precisely the objectives of the Bitcoiin2Gen to empower the community by providing a decentralized P2P payment system with its own wallet, mining ecosystem and robust blockchain platform without the need of any third party.

Zen Master, Steven mentioned an old Chinese saying “Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate”. by Chuang Tsu.

For Bitcoiin2Gen, the choice of Zen Master, Steven Seagal is obvious as brand ambassador, this extends our long-term commitment towards the community.”

Well, in conclusion, I’m convinced.

This isn’t the first time a company has pulled a move like this. It won’t be the last either. If this ploy has hooked you in, good luck!

If you thought this was interesting, check out how this parody nails Bitcoin Bros.

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