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Luke Skywalker Arrested For Possession of Marijuana

A man actually named Luke Skywalker was just arrested in Texas right as the New Star Wars releases.

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What are the odds that right when the new Star Wars film, The Rise of Skywalker, releases a man named Luke Skywalker will be arrested in Texas? Luke Aaron Skywalker Sexton was arrested for drug driving in Texas and has thus made bail and paid the $2000 to be released to await trial.

However, how likely is it that this could have happened? This is the question. Well, there are only eight people in the world with the name Luke Skywalker, as well as a fellow nine named Hans Solo. Therefore the probability of such a coincidence as this one is almost zero. Makes you wonder whether Luke finally fell to the dark side.

Image from Nws4SA / Luke Aaron Skywalker Sexton

Is it possible that this Luke Skywalker arrest could be foreshadowing to the movies rather disappointed response from viewers? According to most reviews, the film did not meet the standards for the series finale and left many feeling it lacked the power that the previous films had had.

Well, a bit of good luck to stoned Luke Skywalker, as well as the four people named Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader. May their names serves to bring continued joy to the rest of us.

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