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Plan To Rush Area 51 Spawns Idea To Ambush Bermuda Triangle

The Internet remains full of people who prompt the question, “Are they joking or is everyone really this gullible?”

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In natural 2019 fashion, a Facebook event to Rush Area 51 has taken off with almost three-million people saying they are interested or planning to attend in September.

Under the logic that the military surrounding the long-rumored source of alien investigations would not be able to handle so many at once, the group’s desire to know what is really happening in the Nevada desert seems to outweigh their common sense. The military has already expressed their distaste for the event.

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But now, another Facebook event has duplicated the idea to storm another mysterious location–the Bermuda Triangle.

The Triangle has been the location of several disappearing ships and aircraft over the years, with no real cause or explanation for the occurences.

With the obvious issue that one cannot storm into the ocean, it is still quesitonable whether the creator of the event is being satirical and showing how ridiculous the Area 51 plan is, or if over 40 thousand people truly want to charge into the North Atlantic to their inevitable death.

The details of the event are as follows:

trying to assemble live music food and entertainment. check the go fund me in the discussion section. attendees must dress as spongebob characters or pirates. I’ll provide the boats and scuba gear. just bring weed and a lot of beer and whiskey.

The weed and beer seems like a great time–I’m just not sure how I feel about the drowning part yet.

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