Sure, we’ve all forgotten to turn down the volume on our phones, or even butt-dialed somebody from time-to-time. What I can’t say I’ve done is accidentally leaving the microphone on — while watching porn.
A London train driver had a minor mishap while on the job recently. The driver left the microphone on that he would use to talk to the passengers on the train, he wasn’t the only one talking to the passengers though; the riders were also treated to the sounds of porn being played from the driver’s phone.
Maybe we’re looking at this all wrong; maybe this wasn’t an accident. The driver was simply enjoying his ride, and maybe he just wanted to share the wealth with his passengers. A true man of the people.
The good news about this story is that the riders weren’t too bent out of shape about this. In a video taken by somebody on the train you can see a lot of them laughing about the mishap.
I guess there are a couple lessons to be taken from this; everybody grab a pen and paper, you’re going to want to write this down. First — Don’t pleasure yourself while driving a train. And if you do, double check the microphone.
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