Growing up, I was always thankful that my bedroom window was on the first floor and led towards the backyard, so sneaking in and out was never an issue. This guy wasn’t so fortunate. He does have a pretty dope stepdad though.
So this stepfather, @DropsNoPanties, kept his followers entertained as his stepson tried to sneak a girl out of his house after a long night of what must have been intense partying and then mediocre 4am sex. The tweets are literally hilarious:
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake…— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
…and now we wait.
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 🤷🏻♂️— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
No one in this house would have all white shoes… pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But… Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
11:00am central standard time… My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic… Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
I see all ya comments about help the kid out… He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices 🤷🏻♂️— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen… The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
So who we rooting for??— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 🤷🏻♂️ I'm waiting just like the rest of you— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See… Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs… AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window… Looks like young love finds a way, for now! 💏— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
And closure… Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 19, 2019
So this is where everyone else drops their SoundCloud or GoFundMe links but I don't have either of those so fuck it, let's try this… Drop YOUR links in reply to this update. If you get famous one day I'd like tickets to the show! So much love guys!! Thank you!!! 👊💚💨😘😍— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 20, 2019
Honestly people! The thousands of messages I'm getting for the conclusion is crazy-ass overwhelming! And sadly it's not as entertaining as the thread was. So… Let's see who's still interested in this thing. Retweet this and I'll post a few funny insights after the fact.— Tricky (@TrickyDeez) January 23, 2019
Glad I was never stuck in that situation, but this is definitely relatable. Mission successful. For more hilarious tweet threads, here’s Twitter Reactions to Kanye’s Slavery Comments Are Wild!