Check out this round-up of the best of this week’s tweets!
1. Not wrong…
neutral milk hotel is bob dylan for people whose vietnam war is not having a girlfriend
— eliana 🇵🇸🕊️ (@classicide) January 19, 2022
2. Innovative
in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle pic.twitter.com/JmuYbvMA2U
— dave (@sweetbanisters) January 22, 2022
3. I can hear this one
Law and Order: Boston pic.twitter.com/rc9uwvCZ7B
— Amy the Amazonian (@coL_Amazonian) January 19, 2022
4. He did say yes…
Recently one of our newest team members asked if he could decorate his cubical. When I said yes, I wasn't expecting this… pic.twitter.com/ovivyQbwDL
— Mike Beckham (@mikebeckhamsm) January 20, 2022
5. Take me home… frozen potato roads
OMGGGG in Minnesota right now it is -15 degrees and a truck crashed and all of the potatoes it was hauling spilled out and are now frozen to the freeway so now nobody can drive on the frozen potato freeway
— Rose Marie Leslie, MD (@DrLeslie_MD) January 20, 2022
6. Makes sense
the reason we can't see ghosts is because they're on a different photoshop layer than us
— a chicken (@chicken_2020) January 21, 2022
7. LOL
Martin Scorsese https://t.co/hU0ZVBPTYw
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) January 21, 2022
8. True…
they would get 16 free covid test pic.twitter.com/smtgok2tyQ
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) January 21, 2022
9. Let’s be realistic..
Covid has ruined sci-fi movies shit’ll be like “The year was 3004 and aliens were gonna blow up the sun”and I’m like “Makes sense” but then it goes “So the world united to—” and I’m like “No the fuck they did not”
— Curtis Cook (@Curtis_Cook) January 20, 2022
10. Cats like TV too
What if they wanna watch TV https://t.co/XP3cuHHwkq
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) January 21, 2022
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