The Frozen Potato Freeway, Office Cubicles And More Of The Week’s Funniest Tweets

neutral milk hotel is bob dylan for people whose vietnam war is not having a girlfriend

— eliana 🇵🇸🕊️ (@classicide) January 19, 2022

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle pic.twitter.com/JmuYbvMA2U

— dave (@sweetbanisters) January 22, 2022

Law and Order: Boston pic.twitter.com/rc9uwvCZ7B

— Amy the Amazonian (@coL_Amazonian) January 19, 2022

Recently one of our newest team members asked if he could decorate his cubical. When I said yes, I wasn't expecting this… pic.twitter.com/ovivyQbwDL

— Mike Beckham (@mikebeckhamsm) January 20, 2022

OMGGGG in Minnesota right now it is -15 degrees and a truck crashed and all of the potatoes it was hauling spilled out and are now frozen to the freeway so now nobody can drive on the frozen potato freeway

— Rose Marie Leslie, MD (@DrLeslie_MD) January 20, 2022

the reason we can't see ghosts is because they're on a different photoshop layer than us

— a chicken (@chicken_2020) January 21, 2022

Martin Scorsese https://t.co/hU0ZVBPTYw

— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) January 21, 2022

they would get 16 free covid test pic.twitter.com/smtgok2tyQ

— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) January 21, 2022

Covid has ruined sci-fi movies shit’ll be like “The year was 3004 and aliens were gonna blow up the sun”and I’m like “Makes sense” but then it goes “So the world united to—” and I’m like “No the fuck they did not”

— Curtis Cook (@Curtis_Cook) January 20, 2022

What if they wanna watch TV https://t.co/XP3cuHHwkq

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) January 21, 2022