Warning: Side effects of this article include salivation, stomach pangs, the irresistible urge to consume chicken. Proceed with caution if you are hungry or a vegetarian.
KFC took a look at what the world is going through right now, and decided what we need is more chicken. Better chicken. Bigger chicken. Spurred on by the “chicken wars” of 2019, in which Popeyes and Chick-Fil-A mercilessly dominated Kentucky Fried Chicken in the contest for best chicken sandwich, KFC announced Tuesday that they are testing another contender.
The new sandwich boasts a buttery brioche bun, thick pickles selected after eight rounds of pickle trials, and a double-breaded filet. It’s 20% bigger than its predecessor. And we’re here to tell you where to find it. This is not an ad, this is a public service announcement in the form of news.
The lucky land in which KFC chose to debut it’s new baby? Florida. Yes, Florida. The state has put up with a lot of heckling for their endless list of bizarre crimes, addiction to bath salts, and proliferation of inappropriately handled alligators, but now they’re getting the last laugh. If you live in the Orlando area and have $4, you’re particularly privileged.
Here are all the locations serving the new chicken sandwich:
- 16800 W. New Hwy 441, Mount Dora, FL
- 6217 International Rd., Orlando, FL
- 502 S Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL
- 5200 S John Young Parkway, Orlando, FL
- 4466 Pleasant Hill Road, Poinciana, FL
- 3601 S. Orlando Dr., Sanford, FL
- 2882 N Hiawassee Rd, Orlando, FL
- 1130 W. Osceola Pkwy., Kissimmee, FL
- 5780 Central Florida Parkway, Orlando, FL
- 11302 S Orange Blossom Trl, Orlando, FL
- 510 U.S. Hwy 27, Clermont, FL
- 5680 W US Highway 192, Kissimmee, FL
- 4250 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, FL
- 10825 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL
- 3009 W Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL
If you aren’t blessed to be living in Florida (I know that sounds weird), there are other ways to satisfy your chicken cravings. Check out this sweet hack to get yourself a chicken Big Mac from Mcdonald’s.