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Nebraska Man (Jokingly) Suggests Renaming of ‘Boneless Chicken Wings’ at City Council

He does have a point.

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In the video posted on September 2nd of this year, Ander Christensen of Lincoln, Nebraska brought an interesting topic of discussion before his city council: boneless chicken wings are not chicken wings; therefore, they should be renamed. Despite the fact that Mr. Christensen was clearly simply poking fun at the idea, he still gave an extremely impressive and well-spoken speech that is surprisingly easy to agree with.

Here are Mr. Christensen’s reasons as to why we should rename boneless chicken wings:

Number one: Nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We could be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around pretending as though the breast of the chicken is its wing.

Number two: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless. I don’t go to order boneless tacos, I don’t go order boneless sandwiches, I don’t ask for boneless auto repair; it’s just what’s expected.

And then number three: We need to raise our children better. Our children are raised being afraid of having bones attached to their meat. That’s where meat comes from, it grows on bones. We need to teach them that the wing of a chicken is from a chicken and it’s delicious.

His word choice was the perfect blend of humor and relatability to the point that he seemed almost believable with his seriousness on the subject. What made the video even more enjoyable was how Mr. Christensen managed to keep a straight face throughout his entire delivery of his speech, meanwhile the woman over his shoulder with the black face mask was trying so hard to not laugh.

The greatest, yet most unexpected moment of the video came when after Mr. Christensen triumphantly walks off after making his case, one man on the council tells the room, “For the record, that’s my son” in a seemingly proud moment for the father. Let’s be honest, what father wouldn’t? In a span of two minutes, his son made one hell of a convincing case and became a viral hit along the way. Cheers to you Ander Christensen!

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