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Area 51 Set To Be Ambushed By Alien Hunters In September

Just wait for the headlines in September.

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Of all the conspiracy theories in the world, Area 51 is probably one of the most known and most theorized about. Especially since the Roswell UFO incident in New Mexico.

Area 51 has become known for all things alien. So what better way to prove the existence of the extraterrestrial creatures than to ambush the property. The problem is, the grounds are protected by the U.S. Army, who has been given the authority to shoot anyone on sight. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want to take the chance. Clearly no one else would either because no one seems to know what the heck is really going on in there.

This is where the alien hunters come in. Apparently, 300,000 (based on current Facebook RSVP’s) hunters are going to raid the facility on September 20th at 3 in the morning. The idea here is that the government wouldn’t massacre 300,000 people (we definitely don’t need that kind of press right now). However, if the entire world knows this ambush is going to happen, obviously the government would too. And if I were in charge of the army, I would make sure that the entire perimeter of Area 51 was under guard to prevent people from rushing in. Then again, 300,000 is a lot of people so maybe they could really pull it off?

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Unless this is all a bad joke considering the event was started by a Facebook page called “Shitposting for fun.” Their plan is to Naruto Run through the line of fire to avoid the bullets. That just sounds like a bad idea. So maybe it started off as a joke but as more alien hunters found out about the idea they thought maybe it would actually work? The name of the actual event is “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us.” I guess we won’t know until September 20th. Good luck hunters, bring back some juicy secrets.

Or everyone could just save themselves the trouble and get the truth about aliens from Blink-182’s former front man, Tom DeLonge.

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