Joe Biden has been in office now for about a week. Besides rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, reversing the Muslim Ban, and re-engaging in the World Health Organization, he has also taken control on another front.
Apparently, Trump’s Diet Coke button has been removed. If you were unaware, much like a lot of us, Trump had a big fancy button on his desk that he could press for his favorite soda.
Once pressed, a member of his staff would come in with one single glass of Diet Coke on a silver platter. Former reports have estimated he drank about 12 glasses a day.
Anyways, so Biden had it removed. I would assume he’s trying to rid the white house of every last remaining once of orange reminisce left behind. It’s interesting to think that every one of our presidents has had little quirks like that.
I wonder what Biden’s will be? I’ve seen memes that he’s quite a fan ice cream, so maybe an ice cream machine?
I have to admit, this article feels way too playful in the wake of Trump’s presidency. I mean, Biden won, but America is a shit-show right now if you weren’t aware. I take that back, I’m pretty sure the whole world is watching us struggle right now.
But, on a humbling note, even a man like Trump likes normal things like Diet Coke. Funny that he probably eats Mexican and Mediterranean food thought without thinking about it though– if you know what I’m talking mean.
You know what country is doing way better than mine? Norway. They’re opening a whale watching museum in the shape of a whale. All we have is political chaos in our capitol building LOL. Stay strong folks.
