The geniuses over at FIREBOX has the best White Elephant gift of the season available for pre-order. That’s right folks, it is the penis shaped hot water bottle — for all those people that need to know it’s a joke, not a dick and to not take it so hard.
The description for this product is just as hilarious as the object itself! FIREBOX tells buyers that, “He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill of having your very own obscenely large, hot dick.” And while there are only two reviews (you should read them, one is a zinger), it’s safe to say this would be the highlight of any Friendsmas.
Check out FIREBOX’s Secret Santa list and let us know what other awesome things you find.
