Ah, who doesn’t love some good frozen junk food that you can take home and heat up in the comfort of your own home?
Frozen foods are a blessing. How convenient is it that you get to come to a meal waiting for you in the freezer? Just warm it up and you’re done! Mix that with the fact that many of these frozen foods are chicken nuggets, fish fingers, fries, and more delicious options, you’ll never have to eat fresh food again! I know some people that live off of this stuff, and now you can too. Discount retailer B & M is prepared to make all your dreams come true. The company is in search of a guinea pig to be a taste tester for all of their new frozen junk food items. Basically, you’ll get paid to eat all of their new food items.
But what’s the catch you might ask? Well, it almost sounds too good to be true. So here’s the official job advertisement. If you don’t believe me, you can read it for yourself.
Chicken Nugget Connoisseur
Looking for a new challenge to tuck into in 2018?
You’ll want to take a bite out of this, as we’re looking for a tasty new individual, who’ll be worth their weight in… food.
B&M is currently one of the fastest-growing discount retailers and we’re always looking to expand our range of products. Next month we’ll be launching a brand new fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.
To help us ensure that the range is the best in the country we’re offering one lucky person the chance to taste test some of our range.
Do you think you have relevant experience? – experience can include, but is not limited to:
- Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from Mcdonald’s and keeping them all for yourself
- Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
- That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
- Going to an event or party because there is free food
- You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
- You can conduct a PowerPoint presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
The successful individual will receive £25 vouchers monthly to spend on fresh and frozen food in their local B&M store and can share their feedback with the B&M buying to help evolve the range.
Just like a good steak, this opportunity is rare and shouldn’t be diced with. If you think this is your calling please upload a paragraph on why you think you deserve the opportunity and what relevant experiences you have (where it says upload CV).
A job for someone who likes to eat, I’ll take it! But, who the heck is B & M (apparently one of the fastest-growing discount retail chains)? Another downside, is the job is in Merseyside which might be just a bit too much of a commute for me. I guess I will have to graciously withdraw my application to let the rest of the world have a shot. You get £25(≈$35) vouchers AND you get to taste test some of your childhood favorites. It’s a win-win.
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