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Five Chasers That Kappa On Your Freshman Floor Would Totally Recommend

Satire: Want to spice up your chasers? Check out this list of suggestions!

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Chasing with Sprite is for amateurs.  Let’s step it up a notch, Ladies.

1. Beer

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Being a “cool girl” is crucial in today’s day and age. Being a guy’s girl is the ultimate goal, and drinking beer is a step in the right direction. You and I both know that you hate IPA’s, but using this as your chaser will make everyone forget that you had voluntarily purchased Skinnygirl Vodka.

2. Vodka Cranberry

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Girls always have to be wary of getting a UTI. After sex, your priorities should always be to text your friends with dick deets, not to run to the bathroom. So chase with this, and then when you inevitably forget to pee after sex, you’ll definitely hopefully be in the clear!!

3. Coconut water

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This chaser won’t kill the alcohol taste, but it’ll keep you hydrated while also reminding the other girls in the room that you are bougie enough to have coconut water on hand at all times.  

4. A Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato

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Alcohol is a depressant, and for nights when key bumps aren’t available because you blew (no pun intended) all of your money on coconut water, you’re gonna need to find other ways to caffeinate. Your chaser doesn’t have to be from Starbucks; a Keurig will work just fine. Just make sure it’s iced. This isnt amateur hour.

5. A Makeout session with your Ex Booty Call

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This will immediately clean the taste of any shot.  The taste of backsliding is hella worse than the taste of vodka. It’ll taste so bad that you will forget just how much you wanted to vomit as you slammed your shot glass back down on the bar.  But you know you love a bad boy, so you’ll probably just go home with him and sweat out that last shot.

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